After Highschool, my mom created a new family tradition. Every child gets a trip to anywhere they'd like, within our financial means, of course, to celebrate the milestone of graduating! So its 2019 and my ass finally graduated from college. After 5 long, agonizing years of school, my trip to Florida was well deserved and needed. June 4th, 2019: I remember sitting at a table, looking out into the ocean, and thanking God for allowing my family to share this experience. I guess I was really zoned out, because next thing I heard was my mom saying, "Come on yall, I rented a boat" which quickly brought my ass back to reality. WTF! I thought we were going parasailing? I thought to myself, I know its "Hot Girl Summer" and all, but sis we don't know a damn thing about DRIVING A BOAT! Apparently, we all couldn't parasail at the same time. So my mom got the bright idea to go on a boat ride, while my dad and brother parasailed. When I realized that my dad would